Kalkaline

The timing is just so … coincidental.

Abortion. No specific circumstances needed. If a woman wants an abortion, it should be allowed. There is no one getting late term abortions that didn’t want the child and something tragic happened and now they need one.

I was just saying this the other day, if I had one of those kiosks I would totally make a Bort, Eliza (I think that was the name), and a Bart just because of that scene.

Two different people offered to suck my dick for pizza. I did not want either one of them to suck my dick.

I guess I’m not using Strava anymore.

Mastodon is fine, but I burned out on it pretty quick. There’s not an intuitive way to find new content on there. I’m sure the content is fine, but Bluesky can get you up and running really quickly.

Republicans

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Jerry Jones built a massive stadium and forgot to budget for curtains.

Completely predictable. Fucking Republicans.

We have tariffs and no plan in place to improve domestic manufacturing capabilities, what could possibly go wrong?

I never smelled that nice when I used baby shampoo.

That skin to skin is amazing, hearing that first breath/cry.

Jeez what a shit head.

Wild headline, I can’t even imagine the horror of living in a country like that.

I imagine there are very few truly unique experiences in this life and that someone has likely been through exactly what you’re going through in a different time and place.

There are no good guys, we’re all big piles of shit just faking being good.

So weird that we have all these massive once in a lifetime storms. At least we know it’s not climate change because that’s fake, must be space lasers or contrails.

I want to see it completely shit up Truth Social to the point it starts moving the needle left over there and we end up with Romney Republicans who are evil, but not complete psychopaths.

You mean you don’t give them 2 weeks notice on firing?