Usually, the most effective way is to say, “Wanna hear a knock knock joke?”
“Sure!”
“Okay, you start.”
Has about a 90% success rate.
Usually, the most effective way is to say, “Wanna hear a knock knock joke?”
“Sure!”
“Okay, you start.”
Has about a 90% success rate.
If only it were once a year. This year, people started on the 28th of fucking June, and didn’t stop until the goddamn 6th.
If it actually was contained to the 4th, I would be fine with it, but getting woken up by an explosion every night at 1:30am for a week straight, it gets real old, real fast.
If a loud concert or horror movie popped up next door and rattled the houses of an entire neighborhood from 10pm to 2am, I’m pretty sure law enforcement would do something about it.
What, haven’t you all spent three months to grow one head of lettuce? Just skip breakfast for breakfast and eat cereal for dinner!
To paraphrase Devon Banks: I’m gonna shut it down. Think how much people will need lightbulbs then!
(Also; I sold the E to Samsung. They’re Samesung now.)
Naw, musta been Warm Bodies.
Jesus, I didn’t even think of that being a reality now…
That’s actually pretty good, subversion of expectations with an absurdist kicker.
Probably was Big Screen. And you can indeed throw popcorn, now.
Just be aware with this technique that going to the ER to patch up your sliced open finger is probably more distracting than the sound of the can opening.
I was going to say, far better to be expelled out of the country than out a window.
To be fair, it kinda was, but that’s what I loved about it. It was accessible and fun without being so massive and daunting that it felt like a chore to make it to the end.
I used to like Steven Wright.
I still do, but I used to, too.