Replace them with a chicken. Then at least I could have some fried chicken.

First, replace the influencers with AI. Then shut down the AI. Do us all two favors.

They try pushing a warable onto me, and I’ll insert it in them.

Pass a law that protects wearable health data under HIPAA and I’d consider it.

And then the next bunch of fascists come in and seize all that data. Or the TLAs do it covertly.

We need strong data protection laws, but we also need strong technical measures to prevent intrusion.

Same reason he tried to pressure Romania to let an alleged rapist and trafficker go.

Is Andrew Tate helping?

A journalist should ask him if Trump’s asshole tastes like Putin’s dick.

Fish rots from the head first.

Toady looks like toad.

Yeah, at least we know that Ukrainians aren’t fifth columnists.

I’ll celebrate the day when the people of Hungary do the right thing.

When the shit hits the fan, there’ll be good looting in those bunkers.

Himmler was very similar…

That probably means the tanks start rolling in tomorrow.

Design that is in the interest of someone other than the user, intended to coerce or trick the user into behaviors that benefit that non-user at the user’s expense.

an alien fish dildo

That sounds intriguing.

That would make sense if evolution had a direction. But evolution can favor less complexity just as well as more: it depends on the selective pressures it’s under. “Fittest” is not necessarily “best.”

This applies metaphorically to marketed products as well as literally to biologiccal systems. It’s not inevitable that the marketplace will deliver progress. You might never get that invisible handjob.

Sorry, Ali, Puto’s otherwise occupied throwing draftees in the path of Ukrainian drones.

Well, fuck a duck.

The BBC is a Tory mouthpiece, just as it has been for the past decade. Starmer should have cleaned house as soon as he got into office, and implemented Leveson 2.0 at the same time. Instead, the state is funding propaganda that benefits one party.