Wow, you ok there? Like I said, no, that’s never happened to me. I’ve had the PC self-update during off-peak hours i.e. when I was sleeping, but otherwise it’s usually an update initiated by me.

The fact you took this time to initiate this flight of fantasy on something that’s never happened to me on any Windows portable means your hate of an OS has taken on some unhealthy levels. Take a chill pill.