Bonus style points when you’re not native and try to travel in an area with some juicy accent. See also: flights and fast speaking pilots in a foreign language to yours.

Curently waiting for my train. That’s exactly what juste happen…

P̶̨̧͇̘͔̜̪̩̠̖̩̝̫̩̫̮̱͎̈́͜l̷̨̲̫̪̼̪̯̱͇̝͙̓͑͊̂̋̊̏͋̋̌̈́̽̅͂̇̐͑̎̚͘̚e̴̢̛̘̜̼̣̝̣̣̰̬̱͇̹̝̼̭̅͋́̌̃̀́̊͂̈́̓́̈́̂̾͆̏̋͗͜a̸̢̜̞̬̫͙͍̿͂̃̓́̂̋̃̈́͂͜ş̵̤͓̺̜̩̽̍̅͊͘͘e̵̛̛̩̽̊̍̉̋̒͑̃̄͐̒͂͆̈̈́̉̈́͠ ̴̢̞̭̗̟̉̈́̓̀̿̿̿͐̈́͝͝ş̴̣̤̘͖̆̾̃̔̈́̑͜͝͝t̴̗̳̰̤̼͉̝̮̣̰͒̍́̂́͑͑͘͝͝͝a̷̻͕̯͎̮̋̎́̚͝ͅń̵̬̤̈͗͒̐͠d̵̡̢̦̯̭̙̯̦͙̹̚ ̸͈͙̗̙̼͚̰͉̾̂̾̆́͝b̷̢̨̠̤̩͚̬͎̮̪͍̫͇̺̙̌̈́̇́̽̐̐̑̓͒̿̀͌̀̀̍͂̽͜͜͠ę̴̡̛̱̭̦̖̫̼͚̦͇̩̾̑́̋̒͆̂͠h̸̠͚͇̭͙̃̑̈́̽͂̌̚ͅi̷͔̥͎̣̫̲̯̍̒̃͝͝n̷͖̻̪̟͓̞̳̺̠̽̅̈́̊̑̔̐̚̕͝͝d̵̡̢͔̮̘̝̙̜̖̯̞͔͕̽̃͑̋͒̉̊̃̓͋͐̉̾͒̽̈́̐̿̈́̎̓̿͘ ̵̢̖̣͊̒̇̀̓̂͌̊̅͘͜͝͝t̵̨̢̡̲̱̼̺̖̗̼̼̱͕͇͓̼̻̮̓́̀̔̓͜͝͝h̴̡̛̆͌̍̅́͐̄͆͒̀͗͌̄̈́̕̚̕͝ě̷͇͓̖̱͔̺̘͖̻̱͎̜̠͍̗͌̋̾̾͒̀͒̐̍͗͆̊̄̅̀̌̈́̕͝͝ ̷̼̭̮̥̱̩̫̣͓͌̒͑͗́͊͋͛̑̋̎̌́̈͌̓͘͝͝͝y̸̘͌̋̐̒̍̿̇̍͂̅̌̔͆̉͌́̆̆͐͐̄̕͝è̷̛̝̞̭̞̝̗̤͊͌̀̾̔͋͗͒̿̿͘͝l̸̡̖̫̤̻͖̘̬͇̑̃̆̋͋͜l̷̠̯͚̆̏̇͛͋͋̎́͋̒͊̒̎̍͆̓͒͌̒̊̊̑̇ơ̶̧̨̳̼̞͚̹̫͈̠̺̖̬͔̓̈́̀̋͜͝͠w̵̧̘̪̬̆͗̀͠ ̴̨͎̻͇̟̞̼̪̞͉͇̞̜͚̭̞̦͙͈̗̯͔̽͋̈́̄̚͠l̴̡̫͖̪͍͚̫̳͕̈̓̂͆̈́̊̓̓͆̀̒̏i̸̖͂̈́̀̌̒͗̀̂̉͑̕̚̚̚ň̵̡̡̮̩̻̤͈͎̜̣̭̮͖̰̻̥̜̤̭̐̌͋̈̈̀̊͌͆̿̒̀͒̅̀̊̒e̶̡̛͕̼͚̥̺͇̮͔̟͚͕̲͍͓͔̖̱͊̈́̑̒̑͋̂̋̋̃̅͗̏̕̕͜͠͝ͅ.̷̡̠̜̼̰͍́͑́̂̚͘ ̴̧̛̛̛̮̳̭͖̝̬̥͓̯̥̬̳̱̥̥͈̰̼̬̪̟͆͌̓̏̓̽̃̍͌̌̈́͘̚͘̚

Train station with rave lighting

Train 1 624 bea to platform four… you fucking lesbian?

Edit: sorry, platform five 👍