Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoScientists issue dire warning: Microplastic accumulation in human brains escalatingwww.psypost.orgexternal-linkmessage-square163fedilinkarrow-up1515arrow-down110
arrow-up1505arrow-down1external-linkScientists issue dire warning: Microplastic accumulation in human brains escalatingwww.psypost.orgSunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square163fedilink
minus-squareTikiporch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoMore importantly, how are we getting them out?
minus-squaressillyssadass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 hours agoThere’s bacteria that can eat plastics. Lets hope they don’t eat brain too.
minus-squareMicroplasticbrain@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·20 hours agoHaha that’s the neat part
minus-squareSuite404@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 hours agoBloodletting is making a comeback!
minus-squarepulsewidth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 hours agoMost plastic melts at between 200°C and 320°C. So… Uh. Let’s fire up those ovens, baby. I suggest we start with Dupont and 3M executives to field test the removal process - since they’re cool with testing their products on us. Additional suggestions encouraged. Coke-Amatil? Tyre manufacturers?
minus-squareZacryon@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·24 hours agoAttach your brain to a 3D printer. Make some use of all that plastic and print your thoughts. /j
minus-squareQuadhammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoYou crazy son of a bitch. Im in
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 hours agoI don’t think that’s an option, given that they keep increasing
More importantly, how are we getting them out?
There’s bacteria that can eat plastics. Lets hope they don’t eat brain too.
Haha that’s the neat part
Bloodletting is making a comeback!
Most plastic melts at between 200°C and 320°C. So… Uh. Let’s fire up those ovens, baby.
I suggest we start with Dupont and 3M executives to field test the removal process - since they’re cool with testing their products on us.
Additional suggestions encouraged. Coke-Amatil? Tyre manufacturers?
Attach your brain to a 3D printer. Make some use of all that plastic and print your thoughts. /j
You crazy son of a bitch. Im in
I don’t think that’s an option, given that they keep increasing