Now I wonder if species like protogens and synths would have all the ~*~quirky~*~ quotes about coffee but with oil instead.
“I want someone to look at me the way I look at oil.”
“Doctors found traces of blood in my oil stream.”
“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another cup of oil.”
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy oil, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
Now I wonder if species like protogens and synths would have all the ~*~quirky~*~ quotes about coffee but with oil instead.
“I want someone to look at me the way I look at oil.”
“Doctors found traces of blood in my oil stream.”
“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another cup of oil.”
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy oil, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
Last quote could also be from an oligarch :D
Make it a few thousand barrels of oil instead of a single can and it definitely has “wiping my tears with $100 bills” vibes :3c