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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.

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It's best to take a piss before eating a hot chip.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • vatlark@lemmy.worldM
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    Interesting that your default unit of chips is ‘a chip’ and not ‘a handful of chips’ or ‘a bag of chips’.

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    Yes. This is really good advice.

    Even if you wash your hands… Did you really get all the oil off? Are you sure? ALL of it?

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    …why?

    Edit: oh, spicy. Not fresh out of the oven like I was thinking.

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      Because OP does not believe in washing their hands after eating and before pissing.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOP
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        Do you wash your hands before you piss?

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          Yes if I was eating something and my hands are not debris free.

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              Only the fanciest of pants for me.

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          Yup. My dick is clean and I aim on keeping it that way.

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    Look at this guy eating hot chips and lying.

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    Hot as in spicy? Yeah. I’ve made that mistake.

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