• Neato@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Hello, I would like to use notepad.

    Ok, I can open notepad. But have you considered notepad enhanced with AI? It predicts what you want to type for $49.99 a year!

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      1 year ago

      “i would like to write a quick letter in wordpad.”

      sorry. that application is not available. launching word instead and starting a subscription to microsoft 365.
      locating credit card information…
      found. you will be charged $99.99 per year.

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        1 year ago

        ** Goes to uninstall the application **

        Hello, it looks like you’re trying to uninstall Microsoft 365. Your plan has been updated. To keep Microsoft 365 uninstalled you will be charged $149.99 per year, plus a $74.99 uninstallation fee.

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          1 year ago

          Thank you for signing up for Uninstaller 365. Your monthly fee will be $49.99. To cancel write 16 pages of klingon opera and send it to the following address exactly 100 days 16 hours before your requested cancellation minute.