23andMe confirms hackers stole ancestry data on 6.9 million users::Genetic testing company 23andMe revealed that its data breach was much worse than previously reported, hitting about half of its total customers.

  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Time traveling hackers.

    Their goal? To travel back in time and establish the first spam marketing service before the FCC established guidelines to restrict spam and before the discovery of the telephone!

    • Meowoem@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      That’s ridiculous, it’s obvious they’re just normal hackers who are doing the very standard thing of collecting family connections and relationship data so they can locate the true scion of Jesus and unlock the secrets of the holy grail. It’s what all the scam centers and bot armies do.