As you’re here on Lemmy, a site that has pornographic content, we’re going to need you to post a picture of your government ID, next to your face, with your username on a piece of paper, as a reply to this comment. You know, to prevent kids accessing porn.
As you’re here on Lemmy, a site that has pornographic content, we’re going to need you to post a picture of your government ID, next to your face, with your username on a piece of paper, as a reply to this comment. You know, to prevent kids accessing porn.
We scan your balls
BALL SCAN COMPLETE
SEARCHING BALLS DATABASE FOR MATCH
BALLS IDENTIFIED
WELCOME MR JONES, PLEASE ENJOY THE PORN
Padme: For cancer, right?
Anakin:
Padme: For cancer, right?