SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 months agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1131arrow-down118
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minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·9 months agoScientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·9 months agoIf Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
minus-squaremaiskanzler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoShe might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
minus-squaretwei@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoSo what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
Spitting straight facts
Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
So what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s