“G’day mate!” “Hey hoosier!”

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

I guess I’m a rightwing pod caster now.

My sister had a lot of cats. We stopped being clever naming them, they got names like “Orange Short Hair”, etc.

Except this one cat that otherwise looked like 2 others, except it had these amazing tufts of hair coming out of its ears, so we named him Ears. Then we found out he was deaf… but we had already named him Ears, so it stuck.

Porque no los dos?

Its hard coming up with ideas to keep my OnlyFans fresh.

I don’t fold them in on themselves, that stretches them slightly and I don’t like it, I just put one sock all way down into another sock, like the 1 sock was wearing the other sock!

I “fold” my socks by putting one sock fully into the other sock (picture wearing 2 socks on 1 foot). This way they are together and they don’t get stretched out.

I believe he is referring to: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_repressions_against_former_prisoners_of_war

Don’t threaten ME with a good time.

What does that have to do with this post though? Or were you just waiting to say something about Windows because REASONS!