I guess I haven’t used a flashlight recently

Age 12

Who said America would be on the allied side?

Just because they are on the same side doesn’t necessarily make them allies. The enemy of my enemy is my friend…for now

The Neo Axis powers: China, Russia and Isreal

History is repeating it self.

In 2005 my family went to Disney world. At the hotel we stayed at there was a buffet. Every morning we would get the breakfast buffet and every morning my plate would be filled with scrambled eggs. For 2 weeks my diet was in large part just eggs. On the day we go home I start feeling gassy. I got the walking fartz real bad and they are foul. While getting on to the plane I let one out in first class and the old lady next to me looked like she was gonna throw up. If it had been a longer flight I may have been banned from flying

No, sadly. Cook at a gas station

Reading manga. And I got a job

I don’t get the second one

8mm

And it will get LOSE and LOOSE mixed up like you did

I’m taken out by truck-kun so I can reincarnate

The US in a year and a half

Take it when I’m 18 and I will have never been born

Thank the fairy. Then go find a nice sunny spot and fall asleep. Unless it’s winter then I’ll go find a nice warm house

My mom who has medical card and can get an Oz for 25 bucks

Because it’s easier than going on your own

Rubber