ChojinDSL

What if they ask him to bring watermelon and chicken to the cookout? ;-)

Stop fingering your mom. 😉 (Sorry, couldn’t resist)

“Shot and wounded…”, American cops take some notes!

I always loved Tekken more, because a good match between skilled players looked like something out of a choreographed kung Fu movie.

At least up to the PS2 era. It was also slower paced so you had to be more strategic. I always thought all the little character story movies were a lot of fun. SF feels very bare bones in comparison. But I stopped paying attention a while ago. MK had a distinguishing gimmick with the fatalities, but the general character design never meshed well with me.

Gravity. The biggest killer of Russians lately.

That’s a trend that needs to die. I blame MacBook airs and ultrabooks for this nonsense.

Laughs in ThinkPad running Linux.

Serbia is relatively easy to emigrate to. Getting a passport is not that big of a deal there.

because 99.9% of them are cheap cash grabs and little more than a clicker game which just changes some arbitrary numbers to simulate progression.

How are people still not tired of this crap?

Fuck all of them.

Rare nuggets of gold swimming in an ocean of shit.

I don’t think Trump will spend a day in prison. Simply because they don’t want to set a precedent, that a u.s. president can go to jail.

Worst that might happen, is that he’s barred from running again.

Some porn does. Some doesn’t.

“Slut”. Especially when used in porn. I just find it so cringey how it’s used to describe any woman with an active sexual appetite. “Whore” is another one.

Crap. That would mean that I’m old and fat in every dimension.

Difference is, meat eaters don’t complain about eating meat. Whereas Windows users constantly complain about privacy issues, ads and forced updates that break things. As for apple users,…lots to complain about, but due to Stockholm Syndrome they don’t.