If you’re talking about the Heritage Minutes ad about Dr. Penfield, she had epilepsy, it wasn’t a stroke. Smelling burnt toast was a precursor to her seizures.

I’m very sorry I ever made an account for sure.

Having the same problem. I have to get an affidavit of identity just to delete the account because ther is no way I’m giving them my ID.

Is hot dogshit better or worse than ambient dogshit?

Weird. I’m in Nova Scotia and we had elementary (primary to 6th), junior high (grade 7-9) and high school (grade 10-12), then college or university. Didn’t Ontario used to have grade 13 as well?

What do you consider a perfect boiled egg? I need to find a new technique - mine bounce off the bottom of the pot when the water is boiling and they crack.

From your perspective, what was cruel? I’m interested in how different people interpret the same scenarios. What would be a more constructive way to address the situation?

MULTI-BALL! MULTI-BALL! MULTI-BALL! MULTI-BALL!

Luxury tax doesn’t apply to dealers/retailers. It would just get piled on the final user. Which would be fine for the “richer than god” types, but not so great for some poor bastard with an addiction who can’t help themselves.

My husband recently said that I had a nice ass when I was younger, but currently it’s “just something that happens to some women when they get older.” I’m 40.

Never thought I’d see that song as being optimistic

Except they’re not even paying us enough to live anymore

The guy in the cubicle next to me sounds like he’s dying. I have my desk fan pointed in his direction in a likely fruitless attempt to keep from being colonized by whatever noxious beasties he is fogging the air with.

Aren’t reusable straws difficult to sanitize? I’ve always wondered

Cut from whole cloth

I was playing dressup when I was a kid. I had stiletto heels on and was dancing, kicking my legs all around. Kicked myself right in the cooter.