Imagine telling people your first name is Gunner or Major and expecting them to take you seriously.

Absolutely, and I’m looking forward to it. I’ll be the fossil holding up the entire self-checkout lane because the retinal scan can’t see past my cataracts, and not one of these kids can stop me!

I only found out a few years ago that Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies was commonly regarded as one of the worst songs of the 90s, but it reminds me of middle school and summers at the pool. Same with Sex And Candy by Marcy Playground.

I’m more than a little sad to see it happen but it was only a matter of time. At least we can still download past purchases and play multiplayer.

I’m about halfway through the first book. First time through the series. Better late than never, I suppose.