Science is not valid if it is not expensive. Gravity does not exist unless Adobe gets their cut.

The playlist:
Beer - Psychostick
100 in a 55 - Pop Evil
Oops!.. I Did it Again - Britney Spears

BAH BAH BAH!!!

Yeah, like I said. No benefit to me. If anything, lots of these ‘features’ are things I want to actively avoid in my closed-source operating systems.

There is not a single thing Windows 11 does better than Windows 10 that benefits me. I’m sure I’ll get a good chuckle out of that list.

We’ve been programming YOU all along.

That’s exactly what a chatbot sophisticated enough to be an existential threat would say.

This is a scam, the website has no home page.

This mother fucker REALLY wants the machine uprising ending.

The Dynasty reboot.

Microsoft is doing a really good job convincing me to switch to Linux. Hopefully soon that will be a realistic possibility for me. Fuck Microsoft.

*Mandatory unannounced regulation-compliance checking group