Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.
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Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.
a little bit. i don’t respect magic and think the hubris of wishing for something objectively bad is funny
i wish everyone who dies goes to hell no matter what
yeah well i can conceive of it perfectly fine so maybe that’s a skill issue
Yeah, that’s the one!
boo. Oh well, at least there’s that other sims-like in development i’m blanking on the name of.
Local fuckup reclaims a meager portion of his dignity using this one weird trick
Couldn’t we send out two devices in different directions, wait a decade, have them shine light at eachother simultaneously, record when they receive the light, then send the times back to earth?
i’m so tired of governments doing shit.
No, i don’t need that. It was a fun fantasy when I was younger, but unless I end up losing use of my limbs or something, cyborging it up seems like a bad move in our nonfictional world.
This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I’m under the illusion that they’re being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would’ve definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.
what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this
i only draw the line at microwaved pizza, I’d absolutely demolish that.
margherita pizza, followed by trashy pizza.
Hell yeah, bloodborne kart
The problem with condoms though is that they suck. Like, ugh, I’ll put on the toque of shame but stopping a frisky moment to apply birth control is just plain annoying.
Give me the swim team hiatus pill I can take before getting the penis brain, please and thanks.
i have a funny idea, what if we dont do this instead
the Gros Michel banana. I never had the chance to try one before they were wiped out.
edit: and the Hua Moa banana, because it looks silly
Cheap store-brand salt & vinegar somehow tastes better and is more snackable than any other kind of chip IME. It’s got that acidic zest and brittle crunch I crave
Find yourself a Radio Control, a Smart Lamp, a Noisemaker, and a few radio activation mods. Mod the noisemaker to look for Green signals and use it to draw zombies away (or towards caltrops/nailboard traps you placed). Throw the smart lamp and activate it with Blue to act as a renewable flare you can turn off. You can mod ONE bomb/grenade at a time with red and explode dangerous enemies around corners with precision timing. Careful not to press red by accident though, it’s the default button when you activate the radio controls.
Speaking of nailboards/caltrops, those are my favorite weapon against unarmored zombies; they do not have any sense of self preservation, so they’ll just stomp the caltrops until they bleed out if they’re in a good spot or have an active noisemaker on them.
You can use permanent markers and pocket settings to make your inventory cleaner. I have an IFAK pouch attached to my backpack that I put a first aid kit in, which I can Open and Close to reduce menu clutter. Inside the first aid kit are ziploc baggies that whitelist one item each, all with maximum priority so that I can easily top off supplies between runs.
Molle storage is the best, be sure to remove all pockets from any zombo soldiers you defeat to grab specialized pockets for your gear.