Something like this. Not springy but rigid. They sometimes come in a set of increasing heights so you can train your jumping height/endurance/speed/etc. A great thing to have if he’s at all interested in track and field, basketball, skateboarding, parkour, or really any sport that involves jumping.

I used to have a blast working on my jumping when I was in high school. It’s a crazy good workout and feels good to progress in I think.

I know you can get them at Walmarts and Dick’s if those exist where you are but they’re sold many places I’m sure.

jump boxes

there’s a lot of AI based startups promising their investors all sorts of outlandish results. eventually it’s going to become clear that those results are not coming and the investors will come calling.

can we fuck the aliens?

2010 but skipping 2011 because twenty eleven sounds weird out loud imo

their idea of nuclear family is more like fat man and little boy

what shocks me is that nintendo never made some new pokemon games in their old GBA or DS style. it would be perfectly suited to phone limitations and expectations and there is a huge potential market for that style of game.

I think part of it is disguising that harsh acid smell

all good

that’s my point exactly. there does not exist a governmental system (and never has at least as long as nation states have existed) that is not tyrannical in some sense.

they are subject to the tyranny of the US federal government, and I’m sure there are people within their territory that would not consider their tribal governments to be representative of their needs

I think it’s an interesting coincidence that you chose that group because I used to live in an area where several different haudenosaunee nations had reservations. there are many hardships that they endure because of the federal government but also because of poor management or corruption in their own governments.

edit to add: if we include their pre colonial history, the haudensaunee were like any other culture. they had conflict with their neighbors. they had conflict with each other. they engaged in warfare against other groups for reasons including feuds, control of land, the capture of slaves.

find me one single culture that is free of tyrants

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are old fairy tales the only thing keeping you from banging goats???

yeah I decided I didn’t want to get involved in this and deleted that comment over an hour ago. idk why you can still see it but I’m out ✌️

nursing home. seeing two underpaid, coked out CNAs joke around as they stuff into a body bag the naked corpse of a man you were talking to 10 minutes ago really alters your perspective on life.

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I can’t complain. works fine for me.

Only one I ever use is the meta AI built into messenger because my friends and I can have it make silly and often extremely cursed pictures that make us laugh