The other guy sucks

Wait, you open attachments from spam?

Who knew they did more than release an annual puzzle?

Same here, I used to have this image in my head of a eccentric entrepreneur pushing technology to the max with ‘fuck you money’.

Sure he said some crazy shit sometimes, but it kind of felt like he didn’t have much of a filter.

Around the time of the Thai cave thing this started to change, but I still gave him the benefit of the doubt until that point.

After that, things just went down hill…

I saw the scene on Reddit many years ago and thought it was hilarious, so it stuck.

My ass hits the asphalt at 120km/h, not entirely sure I will still be capable of pooping from there after that.

Good news, it applies to all battery operated devices, not just phones