In my town, junkies hang out at the laundromat begging for money. The cops show up regularly and haul them off. I saw prostitutes outside of it once, too

I wish lol.

Had half my face ripped off my a dog when I was a kid. Doctors put me back together incredibly well and people can’t tell anything happened. I got super lucky. I almost lost my right eye and could have been super disfigured if one of the best pediatric plastic surgeons hadn’t happened to be in town that day.

Worst part was spending the entire summer inside and not being allowed to do many fun things. Got bit right as summer vacation started. I had a prosthetic tearduct until mine grew back and I had to be extra careful because it could come out easily. I also had a gazillion stitches.

I’m 27, and came here after the reddit blackout. Digg was before my time on the Internet. What was it like?

Hell is empty and all the devils are here

Can I get the link too? The book looks interesting

Part of my job is keeping all of the endpoints my work manages up to date with patch compliance. I’ve had to create exceptions for the past two windows 11 updates because they won’t run on most machines for no reason. It’s been a pain in the ass. I can’t just add the machines to the exception list without doing basic troubleshooting because “procedure” and I’ve spent so much time doing absolutely unnecessary shit.

Lazytown really has great meme potential lol

I love his voice omg

Omfg I forgot about those! Now I have to go watch all of them again

That seemed so educational at first lol

Omg there’s a sequel to it

That was so cool. I loved the vibe. It was so carefree

I don’t believe in God and I’m honestly against most organized religion, but if someone who genuinely believes in a higher power says they’ll pray for me during a tough time, it means a lot.

Ooo! That looks neat!

That would be awesome, but I don’t have the time to moderate an entire community :/

Oh shit. Didn’t know that. I already post fanfiction there. That’s hella convenient

Unironically: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

I got jumped by 3 raccoons last summer and had to go through all the rabies shots because scratches are treated like bites. That shit sucked. Now the raccoons and I have an accord. I leave them a duck egg every night and they leave my shit alone.

I got the PetSafe Scoop Free litter box. It’s expensive, as is the refill litter, but it’s so good.