hey your mom reached out and told me about your erectile dysfunction. are you alright bro?

KOLANAK!

we should have the journalists harvest every single tuna in the ocean and sell it at a high cost to consumers. the money generated from this will go directly to the news industry. this way, we can enjoy delicious tuna while we read the news without any concern about tunas in the ocean anymore. the only catch (no pun intended) is the news related might be a little biased and some people might not like tuna. both don’t sound like a huge concern when you get high quality journalism.

thank GOD the trump news broke or else this would’ve been major

I mean even though the CAS is a state organization of China, they do still put out real science. they have real researchers working with and for them. I’m honestly more concerned about what they don’t put out than what they do.

I knew the artist VVG pretty personally

i eat cod

bro that’s gross

it does NOT heat the seafood hot enough to eat either. so this is actually very tragic.

dude wtf I ran into this earlier when I went to go search up tips on how to learn to wipe my own ass for the first time as an adult and couldn’t get any results… what’s the point of a privacy search engine when you can’t even use it when you need privacy?

I’m gonna buy you too windie

KOLANAK!!

on the anniversary of the day they got their asses handed to them by some bluecoats???

alright guys I’ll take one for the team and buy the company

KOLANAAAK!

can’t use it on iPhone without Apple services as well :(

KOLANAK!

Point for vampires:

Not zombies

Are vampires

ok hold on like why is everyone obsessed with zombies like come on slow shambling flesh eaters really?? have you SEEN a vampire? they’re basically goth royalty with amazing cheekbones and they can turn into bats and compel you to do their chores ugh zombies are just like the participation trophy of the monster world and honestly vampires are the OG undead like have you read dracula that dude was basically a goth influencer setting trends for the afterlife and with the whole blood thing at least they have a semi-sophisticated diet unlike those braindead mcdonalds of the monster world like seriously gross and like super inconvenient plus vampires can like sparkle in the sunlight and have existential angst which is like the most relatable monster trait ever and zombies are just like mindless drones following the crowd

I mean there’s a large sentiment that goes back to antiquity that technology is here to crush the working/creative man. I think people felt it was too on the nose that a tech company worth trillions was making a commercial that reminds them of that so directly. especially in today’s day and age where people feel like certain industries are on the cusp of being completely wiped out by LLMs and stuff.