When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal
When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature
When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal
When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature
Wow! Tell me more!
…you guys destress?
Join us
The look on her face says “ah, shit. Here we go. Just another day with all these fuckin’ tubes”
Forget about Windows
FTFY
You shall lie soulless in the wake of Debian’s righteous slaughter
I’m insulted that you would even ask me that. We are no longer internet friends.
I work in IT and I don’t like following rules
Might I refer you to Brainfuck, or perhaps Whitespace?
“Which programming language will kill you the fastest? One man searches for the answer.”
All hail Linux, the One True King
Yup, you’re right. I had a bullet for that originally, but changed it.
How this usually goes:
Introduce new controversial feature
Backlash
Postpone deployment
Soften public opinion with marketing, rename product, change minor features, etc
Deploy product regardless
Enshittification complete (Until next time!)
In that case, are you looking for an exciting new career opportunity?
Boeing hitmen would like to know your location
Contributing to Russian oppression and fascist agenda.
Won’t someone please buy our airborne death trap?
What a beautiful thing