PrunesMakeYouPoop

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The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.

Power Wash Simulator haha. Twas a silly game.

There are 7 elements that will naturally form covalent bonds with themselves.
Here is how to remember these diatomic elements:

(H)ave (N)o (F)ear (O)f (I)ce (Cl)old (Br)eer.
The Ice is solid, the beer is liquid, and everything else is a gas.