Probably something closer to $30,000,000.
Probably something closer to $30,000,000.
Maybe they could buy Vine?
Well now you have just gone too far.
Better than Jerry in the next cubicle over.
Secret meeting … reported
That’s not how secrets work at all.
I am the one who walks away from Omelas.
“They” is the NSA, right?
16 years? That’s like 8 separate Google project lifetimes.
Give that man a $56bn pay package!
/s
Hang on a sec, this isn’t Google!
Come on now, that’s going to completely wipe out the loose change from their couches.
People are perfectly within their rights to be rubbed up the wrong way.
Except in Florida and Texas. That shit gets you arrested these days.
Or so I hear.
IF YOU ARE REALLY ANGRY YOU WILL MAKE THE EFFORT TO PLOP YOUR FAT CAT DOWN ON A SHIFT KEY
If you’ll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal.
Robot’s first action upon becoming self-aware is to put on a leather jacket.
There’s good money to be made in selling leather jackets.
How about a nice game of chess?
That’s some hot tech right there. I bet HP would buy it for 1 billion dollars!