And, with any luck, when he finally implodes he’ll take a few billionaires with him.

“Don’t encypt your drives containing sensitive company data” is a hard sell.

A few of the artists I follow put their new releases on cassette.

If he wants $7tn, he better pay for all the content he stole to do it. Fuck these guys, wanting to become unfathomably rich off other people’s labour.

How much? How much of total US power is used by banks? You have a number, right?

The aqueduct.

Sounds like they are into whatever soaks their boat.

Yeah, this is going to be a pain in the ass. At least I have until summer.

Can’t recommend a hotel Christmas enough. It gives you and your significant other room to breathe and debrief away from the noise. You get a space that is “yours”. Plus, it’s nice to poop in peace.

Stupid sexy Balmer.

Immortality really just means that the odds of you dying by accident becomes 100%.

I honestly have no idea why iPhone users put up with those cables for so long.