brb gotta tell my son I love him

Typical

Maybe try a language you both understand

I switched off my iphone autocorrect years ago for tge same reasons

Duhhhhhhhh

Unix time is 32bit seconds, not milliseconds

Its a simple matter to define noon as whatever utc time you want for wherever you are

2 more bits could have kept us in the same epoch pretty much forever. What were they thinking??

Momentum

Oh no! Anyway…

Are you joking? The UK is the home of cctv

“All the ways”

Jaywalking is now a felony

Sometimes reality shows thru

Because you get paid!

I swear chatGPT suddenly switched to Meeseeks mode like a week ago

Seriously what a pussy. Should have surrounded him with security and walked back to the plane the second they were out in the open.

Get this piece of shit out of here!

Also because SURVIVING antique stuff is still here because it is fancy and well made.

Plenty of cheap shit was made at the same time and long ago burned in the trash pile.