Because you get paid!

I swear chatGPT suddenly switched to Meeseeks mode like a week ago

Seriously what a pussy. Should have surrounded him with security and walked back to the plane the second they were out in the open.

Get this piece of shit out of here!

Also because SURVIVING antique stuff is still here because it is fancy and well made.

Plenty of cheap shit was made at the same time and long ago burned in the trash pile.

Export tax cant hurt you, export tax isnt real!

Remember anyone can grow up to be the president

Problem is the bourbon distillers might go broke, now no more future bourbon.

Some issues transcend politics.

Hey! Dont forget racist, dishonest, and selfish.

Plus the $11B loss that he gets to deduct…

Welcome to journalism in 202x

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Russian President Musk

I got their voice widget, its slow and stupid.

Need to figure out how to connect it to a gpu

Its like an infinite money hack!

We dont want poors getting educated

So he’s a big ballsack?

Your mom is a funicular railway

Cars put horses out of business but the economy adapted