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Our lawn!

Celestial Seasoning Bengal Spice

If only our past behavior could give you some insight into the kind of people we are and how we can be expected to behave in the future. But given the complete absence of data I guess that’s just impossible. Oh well.

Locking them up helps all the other people they won’t have the opportunity to hurt or kill

They tried that once and it didn’t work out very well for them

Lemmy, and a few people on Substack

Maybe we should have given it a less powerful sounding name, or moved away from fossil fuels decades ago idk I’m not a doctor

Current is a Pixel 6 Pro, it’s faster than the 5a but the 5a had better battery life. Both with Graphene. Best would be either the unbreakable LG P500 or Pixel 6 Pro, worst was definitely the LG G3.

Oppress mosquitos

She’s strong, but is anybody who loves coffee that much truly independent?

I just checked my comment history for the last 2 months and I’m not seeing anything like that. I also checked the modlog on Lemmy.World and this is all I can see. At this point I’m going to have to assume you’re just gaslighting me.

Fine, I’ll bite. Which one?

When the original comment is unserious I don’t think un unserious reply is out of line.

It’s the former. Anyone checking your history would be able to see a pattern of bad faith misinterpretation of other people’s comments, so I’m going to assume that’s what’s going on here, too.

We’re going to keep doing the Genocide Joe thing until Donald Trump has the nuclear codes

Nice

I’m not sure exactly which variety it is, but I’m diagnosing you with derangement syndrome

I think the other guy got a warning but I’m pretty sure he wasn’t fired

This guy in the warehouse made a deal with another guy to sell his porn collection. So he brings it in one day in a big cardboard box and leaves it sitting in the coat room with the top open, you could see X-rated stuff just walking by. Someone says something to management and the box gets confiscated, but they don’t know who it belongs to so that’s pretty much the end of it. Until our hero goes and files a complaint about the theft of his property.