TrenchcoatFullOfBats

Make it a toggle switch under a cool red cover and I’m in

Hiphopopotamus knows what’s up

And always drink Bailey’s from a shoe

“Would you kindly vote against your interests?”

Dot Matrix Printer: IT IS ALL PART OF MY CHARM

Now I’m wondering if I could combine the dot matrix printer sound with the sound a 9600 baud Hayes modem makes when someone in the house picks up a phone

NICE

but still: etc/gdm3/custom.conf WaylandEnable=false

I’ll be replacing them once the next round of Apple TVs come out.

The Nvidia Shield Pro is quite capable. Sideload a different launcher and install Aerial Views and you’re good to go!

My mom is running Fedora 38 on a T14 Gen 2. It’s much more reliable than her old macbook, but we did have some issues with the sound driver, and the fingerprint reader is like Sex Panther cologne - 60% of the time, it works every time.

make it compress and process the PDF real slow-like with a bunch of horrible noises that are frightening to pets.

DOT MATRIX PRINTER NOISES INTENSIFY

OKIDATA POWERS ACTIVATE

I’m not sure if there’s a name for the feeling, but often, the reason we feel that way about certain pieces of music is because they feature minor keys instead of major keys.

Major keys = happy Minor keys = sad

That said, I don’t think either of your examples are in minor keys.

In other Minecraft music news, this is pretty great.

Joke’s on Facebook, all my friends are either Amish or live in anarcho-syndicalist communes

(Rumspringa can be a problem tho)

1080p did nothing wrong

Article photo taken 20 minutes after the following prompt:

“ChatGPT, please tell me how amazing my moustache is. Take as long as you need.”

Archaeologist in 1005 years: "We have translated the folder names on this glass storage device! The writings within refer to a important man named “Brazzers”, and there is another folder full of his correspondence to his “step sister” and someone named “Milf”.

Or a whale.

Oh look, the ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?

You can make a very nice (and strong) Dalgona with Cafe Bustelo instant coffee

Yeah, the bar for should I buy this game is higher when you’ll be giving up sleep and/or rent money if you want to play it.

That being the case, truly excellent games can still clear that bar; ToTK easily siphoned a few cumulative months out of me, despite, well…gestures vaguely at everything.

I still have no desire to do the final boss fight at the end, though.

This was before Walmart bought them

Walmart didn’t buy Kobo, although they did/do own a small share of Rakuten, Kobo’s parent company.

In 2018, in an attempt to keep up with Amazon, Walmart partnered with Kobo to sell ebooks and Kobo devices in Walmart stores and online, and I believe that devices purchased from Walmart had the Walmart logo when they booted up, and I think the Kobo site in the US also had Walmart branding, but Kobo was then and is now a Canadian company fully owned by a Japanese company.

Sounds like it’s from The Hunt for Red October

I’m thinking $4.99 for the DunceCap* premium filter

one-time use only, usage of filter gives consent in perpetuity, with no restrictions, for Meta to scan your entire disgusting naked body for usage in Meta’s upcoming “MoleCheck” biometric security login feature*

**Usage of MoleCheck grants Meta perpetual license with no restrictions to train its “Dr. ZuckCancer” AI (not a real doctor) on your disgusting naked body and to withhold any cancer diagnosis Dr. ZuckCancer (not a real doctor) might find if you have not paid your monthly subscription to “MetaMedical”, a real bargain at only $350/week! Remember, choose MetaMedical, because “You Might as Well, We Already Have Your Medical Records Anyway!”