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Have them skip the leeches, go straight to being a blood donor.
Similar health benefit, but also help others. Last I checked, the Red Cross has declared an emergency from blood shortages, caused by fewer donors than ever.
Just tell people it will reduce the microplastics in their bloodstream.
Created exclusively for and at the direction of someone who has cancer maybe?
“We’re close, we promise, we don’t want to fall out a window.”