very nice story your grandma was a treasure and it’s nice to hear your respect and love pour out!!

‘chest of draws’ was a weird one for me!

what the fuck?

it’s so big it has weather!

I was undefeated in my office at wwf because my brain is happy to just sit for hours and try every single combination of letters until it discovers a word that’s allowed. i also played very defensively like the commenter above you.

They were playing a word game and i was playing a strategy game with bonus stimming!

I had an interview like this, it was supposed to be Pair Programming which i had been doing very well for 5 years in RoR.

I get to the interview and they haven’t actually done any pair programming, they WANT to.

And the interview was ‘write a tic tac toe game in ruby on rails in one hour’

And they literally had nothing, we were in the zoom call the guy was like ‘okay go’ but every time i asked him any questions he told me to just do whatever i thought was right and he didn’t want to influnce me.

I got RoR and dependencies and apache installed and either finished or almost finished mariadb in that hour but i was doing it all over my own home internet so didn’t really get very far and they seemed really annoyed!?!

Then the best part was the senior programmer told me that they don’t have time to do code reviews and all the engineers just merged whatever they wanted into master, but it was fine that way. I think he didn’t like having anyone review his code.

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see what i’m saying that’s fucking compelling!!!

thank you jawa21

i do not understand at all why waxing your mustache is fine but plucking your nose hairs is not!

But the tldr is an infection inside your nose can get into your brain somehow and it’s way more likely if you pull the hairs out vs trimming them.

Idk it was 15 years ago and i’m no scientist but the evidence available to me at the time was compelling enough that i quit it!

my record is 23 nostril hairs at once!

I used to pull them out instead of using a nose hair trimmer because it was easy and doesn’t realy hurt if I do it fast.

Then i learned you can get awful brain poisoning from doing this if you get an infection so i had to let the record stand there about 15 years ago. Best record before that was only 14 so I was quite excited to get 23.

pfft I wish my dealer took cash they like being paid in venmo!

Don’t worry though i put the pizza emoji in there for the reason they’ll never be able to pin it on me!

so lovely!

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-67241290 in case anyone hasn’t seen or doubts. cw: genocide

you forgot to work in sunspots too, they always pretend that it’s sunspots as well

fuck that teacher!

I was the safety contact for my office in a high rise and had to prepare for drills and thus is what we were taught.

During the final sweep of the offices we were especially looking for anyone with any mobility or other issues and escorting them to the stairwell.

spermaceti & meatballs

you can make tea by just putting a tea bag in cold water and letting it sit for a few hours.

We make iced tea all the time without any hot water it tastes the same as if you boil the water. Just takes longer and of course isn’t warm.

i get a job at temptation mart, ez commute and discounts and maybe i can wear cute little horns at work!?