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This is what would freak me out about work-from-home. If you can do your job from your living room, someone can probably also do it from China (and for a lot less money).

A coworker of mine got skunked last fall. He hatched this whole revenge plan to trap it and then shoot it on halloween night, when the shot would be mistaken for a firecracker. The skunk must have caught wind because he skipped town.

Why does this always happen? “We really struck gold here. Let’s completely change it, and make it like everything else.”

I’ll preface this by saying that I am Canadian, not American, and I do always vote. I will find a way to make a choice and vote in our next election, but lately have been understanding why someone might not:

Everyone who has even a remote chance of winning has at least one position that I find entirely unacceptable. Like, I cannot in good faith vote for this person because this issue is an absolute deal-breaker for me. If I’m throwing my vote away by writing someone in, why even leave the house?

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

Classic Richard

These just seem to delay the inevitable for me, with wicked cramping in the meantime.

And all the “Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post” comments just to rub it in.

Why?

Good.

SLAM

How was your day, dear?

It was… Lovely, actually.

A tripwire that sets off a bunch of confetti when they find your corpse.

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It sold 10,000,000 copies. It was the best selling first-party PS4 exclusive released.

I know the loud internet people were upset about Girls With Muscles or whatever, but it did fantastic with normal people.

Instead of the Destiny hamster wheel? At least people liked Halo.

This was the most respectful internet debate I’ve ever seen.

Fallout: New Vegas.

At the end of Boone’s companion quest, we’re watching the sunrise, having barely survived the night. He confesses what really happened to his wife. Nat King Cole comes on the radio with “Love Me.” I weep.

No, he’s rich.