No volume, vibrate, led, or push notifications. If you want my attention badly enough, call. And I will screen the call and text you back at my convenience. I will not be on a leash. Now excuse me while I doomscroll for 2 to 17 hours.

It’s the worst day to be on the internet.

Not everybody, according to some of the comments in this very post.

You have more in common with those soldiers than you do with the warpigs pulling the strings that led them to their deaths.