Birds inherit the Earth.

or cohabit as informal spouses.

So, just straight-up pedophilia!

Businesses and personalities have different sets of followers on different social platforms and this is an easier way to give everyone the same content.

Sure, some people are going to use it with spambots, but it does have legitimate purpose for real people.

I like to invoke the old magic of installing from a disc.

Oh, well, if the Kremlin says it’s not true…

The Japanese Conservative Party has almost no power. They are considered extremists. They really are just a bunch of loony toons that get almost no press coverage outside of bullshit like this.

The ruling Liberal Party is the non-extremist conservative party. (The irony is not lost on me.)

Damn, you just made me realize that I haven’t seen any old men with seven phones bolted to the handlebar of their bicycle cruising around and randomly stopping.

COVID executed Pokemon Go. Replaced it with Animal Crossing.

They’re allowed to use the approved greetings:

“Blessed be the fruit.” and “Under his eyes.”

The letters correspond to the physical connector. The rectangle one everyone knows is A, B is the square connector usually used with printers and other accessories. C is a small, oval connector, and the first one that can be plugged in “upside down” because it’s symmetrical.

C is now common on phones and tablets and other smaller devices. If the connector is ovalish but even smaller and weirdly shaped, that’s one of the mini/micro USB variants and you need to find the right cable to match.

(If you have a USB C cable and i won’t fit into the oval connector because it’s too big, that’s Lightning made by Apple before C existed and is only found on their devices. You have to get a cable with Lightning on at least one end.)

There is a user setting that delists communities you’ve subscribed to from All, so that you get different posts in your All and Home feeds.

“The roads must roll!”

Someone in Japan is a Heinlein fan.

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That’s running with the assumption that any North Koreans survive combat (and don’t defect) long enough to return. Which is a very generous assumption.

North Korean soldiers will have to hold seances to learn anything.

NK Captain: “Private Wan, we call to your spirit beyond the mortal realm! Tell us your wisdom!”

Private Wan: “Always look up. Because at any moment an RC helicopter with a grenade will try to land on you.”

My favorite comment to date is; “Zuckerberg looks like someone who is constantly resisting the urge to blink sideways.”

Works in Voyager.

Elon Musk is a wannabe fanboy of Tony Stark, per Iron Man 2. It’s MCU canon.

I need a TV movie of this.

It’s laid out just like Spotify and Apple Music, so pretty much.

Regular people with any modicum of intellect also sure.