…the St. Peter part is made up…

Which stands in stark lack of contrast with the rest of the bible.

I see what you’re saying, Star Trek just has too many redeeming qualities that could have made Scientology cool if they’d become StarTrekology instead.

Star Trek

… if you bought your Star Trek from a version of Wish that was also bought from Wish. Knock-offs all the way down.

In addition to the 10,000 they already sent?

Belgrade has a bunch of Russians who suddenly had somewhere else to be a couple Februaries ago.

Many come from neighboring countries among them, Mozambique and Zimbabwe and Lesotho.

Will these treatments involve mineral supplements applied externally at high speeds?

I’m worried that stupid is our best case scenario. For all we know, the rest are stupid plus a cattle prod to the junk so might as well stick with the one that isn’t currently zapping my balls.

Might be worth picking up some fire safety equipment if that might give you some peace of mind and reduce that barrier a little. Not talking about parking a shiny red fire truck in your driveway but a small kitchen fire extinguisher shouldn’t be too hard to come by. There are also stovetop extinguisher canisters that go off automatically when exposed to intense heat (fine for normal cooking but intended to be activated by an uncontrolled fire).

If you haven’t seen it already, I’d also recommend watching a video or two about how to control grease fires. Reading about it is one thing but seeing the demonstration of why not to use water really drives the point home. Scary for sure but the other side of it is that you learn how to handle one of the worst-case scenarios so it can be a confidence boost moving forward.

In September 2024, Hvaldimir was found dead, apparently from a stick lodged in its body.

It’s too late, they already got him. Must’ve hit a tree on the way down.

Probably just has to drool into the collection jar considering how much time these guys spend sucking themselves off.

Also, pee is stored in the balls. It’s a scientific fact.

/c/ToiletThoughts since they’re getting flushed away.

When I’m dragged across an array of sharp raised metal bumps on a plane until there’s a pile of me in strips and chunks on the plate below.

No, wait, that’s the grate-ist feeling, sorry.

I did a search of [email protected] for the word “sorry” (figured it wouldn’t be in as many posts as “guitar” or “learning”).

Here’s the first result: Really dumb questions about learning guitar (sorry)

Take them anyway, I really don’t want to be stuck with a bunch of rapture reject crybabies. Burn me in hell forever, see if I give a shit, but don’t make me listen to them whine about it.

Makes me wonder whether they’re expecting to lose a significant number of young men for some reason over the next few years as well. Gotta start planning for replacements early.

Found one.

Crimea river, Ivan. Solve your leadership problem and maybe then I’ll give a fraction of a fuck about your feelings.

Typical religious wacko trying to lure in kids to be groomed and abused.