Game changer? Literally not at all. It’s a bit better.

Everyday I have skin.

I also use E45 on my awfully dry hands and slightly dry face.

In Prometheus at the start… right until the very end.

Pluck a nostril hair: “Please stop! I have a wife and kids! Take them”

Going from 8MBto 16MB on Windows 95 was a pretty big improvement.

Also a happy T440p owner. Nice laptop and the keyboard is great.

I’ve just stripped and primed 6 kitchen drawers. They need 2 coats of paint after that. I have to silicone around the new bath panel later on and maybe make a start at replacing the curtain rails. The old rails and baton need to come down, new wood cut, finished, routed, painted then afixed to the wall. It’ll look good when done, but I’m not looking forward to it.

If no one knows you’re the best, that includes your partners. They’ll just walk away thinking you’re average.

My machine is dual boot and boots so fast I don’t sleep it. If booting to linux, after login it resumes my previous session exactly as it was anyway. No point sleeping it to me.

I remember that thanks to the Goldie Lookin Chain song Waitrose Rap, which has the line “10 items or less, were you born in a sewer, the correct grammar should be 10 items or fewer”

I think those brains are the wrong way around

I try do that at the urinals. Followed by offering a helping hand for the final shake

I’d go with Girl Fight by Soft Play. Because it’s just 10 seconds of shouting and super cool. No one needs to hear what I sound like singing.

Doom

I’d be killed by a monster straight from Hell in under 10 seconds unless I start moving and never stop. Never stop moving. Hopefully I can find a weapon and some body armour!