Hot take: I’m fine with Bethesda taking their time to release a game if that means it’ll be higher quality. There are thousands of games released a week. Hi play something else in the meantime.

Finally!

Decades late, but I’ll take it. Do Monsanto next.

Yes.

Not at my company. We’re all stuck in BSOD boot loops thanks to BitLocker, and our BIOS is password protected by IT. This is going to take weeks for them to manually update, on site, all the computers one by one.

CrowdStrike: It’s Friday, let’s throw it over the wall to production. See you all on Monday!

This should cheer you up.

My name is John Daker: https://youtu.be/8PVal8Fy7CM?si=g4AXb5m_jpQ0gfdp

Naps.

I like Starfield.

I think we’re on to something here. Like, different rakes for different things to rake up. Brilliant!

I invented a leaf blower that is 100% silent and is shaped like a rake.

I think that’s your body telling you that you have low blood sugar.

My memory of this was a little off, but here’s the source: Engadget

Remember when he faked his first fart bomb video because he used his friends to play the part of the porch pirates? That was years ago.

Edit: My memory was a little fuzzy on exactly the nature of the incident was. See my follow up comment for a link to an article that explains what actually happened.

I kind of love the TV Series he made, Wayward Pines.

I personally like Starfield.

Edge of Tomorrow. Blew my mind once I finally got around to watching it.

I really like the looks of those TCL NXTpaper phones. They use a matte color eink display that looks amazing.

Void pointers. Pure evil.