As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWarswarehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

What’s worse is when I need to upload the doc to a website the OneDrive folder is nowhere to be found.

Note to self….

Oooh, I hate it so bad…… I used to click “Save” and my word document would ask to save in the only folder I save ALL my documents in. Change the name, save, so easy!

Now it asks if I want to save to OneDrive… Fuck No Mr Paperclip! I want it in the folder I always use and don’t want to have to select “Other” then dig through screens to select the thing I use every time!

Seems like there should be. I bet people would donate to a marketing fund

How about a pond?

Trump insisted he won the popular vote in 2016. That was him setting this whole thing up.

This is wildly interesting. I know I’m far from smart, but I would have thought I would have known this by now.

WALL-E was depressingly prescient.

Isn’t that the point? Allow anybody (including foreign crypto holders) to funnel money into the Trump family bank account with zero accountability?

Class action lawsuits are gonna be a mother fucker

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All Of Apple’s Foldable iPhone Prototypes Have Visible Creases

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Pause twice

That’s kind of what I thinking. There’s countless ways this costs money. And not an insignificant amount either.

Also, I work IT and have been in vacation. So sad I am missing all this!

I wonder how much this cost people & businesses.

For instance, people’s flights were canceled because of this resulting in them having to stay in hotels overnight. I’m sure there’s many other examples.

Run it at 70% percent brightness.

Yeah, that’s in the quote. I’m more complaining about the concept of “net zero”.

From the cynical perspective, that makes 100% sense. Not everybody is so cynical, though.