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This is the internet, friend! You should be free from judgement for upvoting cum!

Hopefully, one with quiet relief.

Mom wouldn’t want you miserable every year because of her.

Loved me some Chip’s Challenge.

Love that the blood is represented.

Period poops finally getting their horrible, horrible time to shine.

The living room is red herring.

“Programmed to respond to over 700 questions, none of which include chicken fingers.” - Sergeant Vatred

I understand why this is frustrating and am not trying to take that from you, but thought you’d enjoy knowing that the last old lady who I confronted about calling my girlfriend as my girlfriend (in the platonic sense) was genuinely confused about my irritation, since “isn’t that the best part of having a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend? That they’re also your best friend? I always thought you two really got that part right.”

It’s some arethestraightsokay stuff (and happened in like 2004) but I thought it might give you a smile.

“Started?” Here in Tennessee we never stopped calling each other girlfriend.

But as others said, “Partner.” I use it to talk about my boyfriend (since I’m a well-known demi person locally and the sex of whoever I’m with can be a massive question mark.)

I was crying so hard a contact popped out and I had to finish the game half blind!

Fair enough! I was looking at that Wikipedia entry and that’s where I got that but I’m open to other non-cavewoman-gangbang answers.

Personally I’m loud every second I’m having fun and I can’t say I know of any scientific weapon for it. But it’d be nice for that to be more optional than it is!

I’m not reading your thesis on cave woman gang bangs. Hopefully someone else will engage you on this topic further.

Eta; And lemme just say, the idea that “more evidence should be gathered” demands that you need to specify exactly how you want to gather said evidence. Which requires treating human women as animals to be studied. It’s absolutely ridiculous at best and psycho at worst.

I hate to say this but this is part of why Wegovy is working for me. It gave me the sense of being hungry, not hungry, and full. Also no sugar crashes when I go too long without eating.

I’m not pimping for semaglutide but some of us clearly don’t have this important switch and I’m happy to get it however I can.

Bro your hypothesis is “I feel like it” and your evidence is “You can’t prove it’s not true” and that’s just not how science works.

What we have is evidence (see your damn link to wikipedia) in non-human primates and the “I’m making a sound now to indicate that you should ejaculated for maximum likelihood of impregnation” is pretty solid stuff. There’s talk of encouraging fights for better mate selection. What there isn’t is talk of “I am doing a sex, please join the train being run on me” no matter how much you feel like it’s a valid theory.

Dude you extrapolated some crazy stuff about cave woman orgies that are in no way supported by this link.

Thank you for posting this. I knew a woman’s orgasm had a purpose in insemination but vocalizations indicating the best time for male ejaculation makes sense.

And about a billion times more sense than some of the nonsense posted in this thread.

Right? What evidence?

“The evidence being that it makes my pants feel funny when I think about it.” - Some scientist, probably

Loved it. 10/10

I feel like the true ending cheapened a specific plot point but I was happy it happened anyway.

I work in in-home health care and I go through so many pairs of gloves in a day…

But there’s no more hygenic option for cleaning up human waste so… just screwed.

The House here refers to the House of Representatives, not the White House.

I’ve been assured by several friends that they will happily eat my portion, as long as I participate in the hunt.

Which is the sort of community-based, inclusive solution I like best.