Neuralink.

If you’re not paying attention, you hear the “I’m watching you” part, which is creepy as fuck.

I have no idea how anyone who’s even vaguely tuned into that song thinks it’s romantic.

If blue still has any branch of government then this might have been a nothing burger. Yeah, we’d be set back 10 years but nothing unfixable.

Trump has absolutely no checks on his whims. Even the supreme Court is in lockstep. He could make it illegal to not be orange on day one and actually enforce it. Not everywhere equally, since blue states still exist. But we’ll see if trump doesn’t use military force on them.

Gaza was fucked no matter what, but some people thought the price of selling our country out was worth not ruining their perfect image of themselves.

If you never do anything, you never have to compromise your morals. Taps forehead

btw gaza’s still fucked. You did nothing.

I don’t like the graphics. It looks very generic. It’s higher fidelity but looks worse than OSRS because at least osrs is somewhat stylized.

I don’t like that you have to click twice on everything.

I played the tutorial, and nothing hooked me in. It felt like your average mobile game.

Dialogue was painfully generic. “Go here to accomplish objective then come back for next objective”

It doesn’t have a unique identity or anything to grab my interest that makes me want to put up with the grind it demands from me, which it did immediately after the tutorial.

We already have trump supporters.

Billionaires in China have been disappeared before. There’s only the head of state that matters in fascism.

You will love the spyware bear.

“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”

I think I don’t have battle.net installed so they can’t hurt me anymore.

Robin Williams had a chronic disease with a horrible outcome. Guy went out on a high note, all things considered.

Is there a lore reason why that mushroom has a nipple?

You got me. It would probably take more than 5 minutes to do. You saw through my web of lies.

Pokemon could be made in RPG maker in like 5 minutes.

Just randomly browsing Lemmy and I get a whole ass game to check out for free.

If you shoot tarr at the other slimes, it’s kinda like bullets.

Because making it not look like an unreal engine game requires an entire technical art department. Absolutely possible, but there’s waay too many dials to play with.

If we get a bloodborne remake it’s because Sony will get desperate to save face after shit like this.

Oh this is a simple mechanic, should take a couple hours to implement!

1 week of battling the code architecture and debugging data flow later

Do I actually enjoy game dev? I guess so…