Looking down at the US is actually the norm for other countries.

It’s not really a dialogue when one person just tells another what to do.

Just wait for another pandemic.

Yet when I wanted to make my vacuum speak like Consuela from Family Guy I couldn’t do it.

Why does it look so weird? I’m not even sure what shape I’m looking at.

Holy fuck, I just realized something. If it ever gets confirmed, that he’s wearing a diaper, his voters will start wearing diapers. I really hope that we get some confirmation on that soon.

Is shitting into a diaper a disability?

Foldable phones are the dumbest shit. Only for people who like to spend too much money on an everyday object. It’s introducing an unnecessary potential point of failure.

Phones aren’t stale. They peaked. That’s like saying umbrellas design has gotten stale. You just can’t improve the design much more.

Same as I deal with everything. Alcohol. Lots of it.

You are using “they keep selling us the same junk with a different name” to justify apple? Hilarious.

God this is stupid. A robot chef? How is it a chef if it can’t taste the food it makes? If you don’t like, don’t have time, don’t know how to cook, just buy ready made food.

Well, You can’t buy it in the civilised world.

So, taxes?

And it will be provided for free to anyone who needs it, right? Right?

Can I have one to? I’m 8 years older than her, so it shouldn’t be a problem, right?

So a hood. Or a bonnet.

You don’t? Honestly, I never thought about it. I use them interchangeably. Most programs I use, accept both signs. But comma is the standard.

Thank god. At least I won’t die of cringe after seeing this on the streets.

People acting as if twitter is something important. And killing it is meaningful. In Europe we don’t use it. Literally. I’m Polish, I never had a twitter account and don’t know anybody who has. The whole twitter/musk debacle is a war over nothing.