Maybe crowdsource hitmen.

I think 17M is enough for critical mass. It’ll snowball now, it’s probably a lot more than Mastodon has seen.

I believe this about as much as I believed the “We’re about to experience the AI singularity” morons.

I know they have helicopters, I’ve been in a couple. They’re pretty janky and cheap. Maybe there’s farmers with million-dollar helicopters, but I haven’t heard of one.

Edit: they’re shitboxes like this: https://www.pbs.org/video/helicopter-cowboys-wrangle-cattle-australia-tahs67/

“They could buy five X2s for the price it would take to [replace the engine] in their regular helicopter.”

Australian farmers aren’t buying million dollar helicopters to herd cattle. I don’t know what the author is smoking.

Did you run 5000 ESX hosts? Then they don’t give a flying fuck.

… that depends on this FOSS app.

Might be the carbs. I can’t say I ever farted as much as you mentioned, but when I went on keto for a couple years, the farts stopped entirely. And I would still eat low-sugar veges like broccoli and brussel sprouts that used to set me off pre-keto.

When you say granola, is that bars or cereal with milk? You might have lactose intolerance building up if it’s the latter.

Zactly. And if retaliatory tariffs come in to increase prices of American products, our exports should become more valuable and increase foreign reserves to strengthen our currency and improve our buying power on imports.

I assume that fat cunt will add tariffs on our stuff as well, so we’ll work on disentangling ourselves from US dependency, and open markets elsewhere, which is good. That’ll raise more prices for you and inflation should become rampant in the US, and weaken the USD.

Hate to see what’s happening down there, but in the short term, it’s probably good for us as the US steps on its dick for a few years.

I’m holding off and waiting for tariffs in the US to make prices lower where I live by reducing demand.

Sorry, Bob. Doc said you’re gonna die.

Why, yes, I believe I will gladly pay for your AI Notepad bullshit, Microsoft! Sign me right the fuck up.

Basically AD and the workstation management that uses it. Could all be run on a VM and snapshotted because you know it’s going to fuck up an update eventually. Perhaps SQL Server but that’s getting harder to justify the expense of anymore.

Yah, banning drugs works great. And doing it in the most cowardly way possible really elevates that.

I apologize. The word fuck is one I’m used to using, but I’ll try to avoid using it.

This sounds like “I’m sorry I fucking swore around you, I’ll try to stop that shit.”

Bet that fucks with using a phone.

I’d have thought Russians were born knowing how to dig mass graves, like a cat that covers its own shit.

The Vatican has it’s own Holocausts to account for. What’s one more between friends?

You’d probably like ProjectFarm and HyperspacePirate.