bro, i know all that stuff is bad, but have you heard her laugh? we made a solid choice.

(i hope i don’t need the /s, but Poe’s Law says i probably do)

terrible headline. good news.

based on this article, i would say it’s fortunate that they have very little power

skin flute

I’d just keep doing my job instead

bro, you can’t call them aliens anymore

i thought this was about the MUD server software, and got excited. alas.

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