On a slightly less satire-y level, I enjoy using plaintextsports.com when discussing sportsball. Loads quick, without a lot of nonsense. It is quite hilarious how long it takes for someone to load up and find up to date info on, say, espn or the local newsstaion site.
Wind has many sources from a meteorological/climatological standpoint. Breaking wind, however, is a biiiiit more specific.