All I can offer is sympathy. You’re not alone - we all make this mistake exactly once in life. Never again!
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
All I can offer is sympathy. You’re not alone - we all make this mistake exactly once in life. Never again!
It’s no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s always been to fly. Every time I blow out birthday candles, every time I fix my necklace chain, every time I blow away a fallen eyelash, every time I’ve thrown a penny in a fountain (oh how I miss the mall fountain!).
It never fucking works >:(
Low key, it’s classy stoner music
Also a great soundtrack for schtupping.
Stahp, every time you say that, an Xer develops arthritis in their knees!
Now where’s my aleve…
This morning :)
I disagree. A theoretical exact middle is a single point within the n-dimensional space that describes mindset. In reality, there’s a pretty wide swath of what’s considered “normal”; it occupies a volume in that n-dimensional space.
I’m on Android and that shirt is definitely blue 🤷🏻♀️
Didn’t doug have a green dude too? And he was supposed to be white?
You shouldn’t rob a bank without a plan. You shouldn’t use your tongue to stop a fan.
I see two capital letter Is that have unnecessary serifs.
I love the smell of dittos, it’s unlikely I’ll ever smell that again. I also love the smell of garages.
I hate the smell of food after I’ve finished a meal. Every weekend I make protein blueberry pancakes. The house smells delicious until I’m done eating, and then it feels cloying.
I reaaallly hate the smell of other people, except my husband. I feel like I have an extra strong sense of smell, and I really hate the scalp smell some people have, especially during a humid summer. Nauseating! And forget about it if I can smell your feet through your shoes, I will definitely make some excuse and leave. And body odor, especially from people who don’t use deodorant or shower every day. I know that’s a personal choice and I should be tolerant but it’s so overpowering, I really hate it.
Now that I think about it, I guess these aren’t too uncommon after all.
My hair dye smells like candy and I love it 💜
Do I spot not just one, but two zoom noodles?! 😍
Pointy drippy snooooot! 🖤
I really like the Harry & David’s chocolate covered cherries. Also malt balls, Good n Plentys, Ferrero Rocher, popcorn and peach jelly bellies, and anything with a dark chocolate ganache.
OMG please give that pup a smooch for me!
That way there’zzz alwayzzz more flyzzzz 🪰🪰