Iran Dictionary (updated)

Clinic: An establishment or room where women can endure repeated rape and beatings until they agree to wear a hijab.

I think for the sake of mixed company and delicate sensibilities we should refer to this as a “BM” rather than a “bullshit machine”. Therefore it could be a LLM BM, or simply a BM.

Separate tickets, dudes.

Damn, I am stealing this. Too many good uses:

“She lives in a hopium den”

“Hopium addict”

“Hopium of the masses”

I don’t know - the arc shot with the zoom (when the three robots were on stage) looked much too smooth, and suspiciously computer-generated.

Why are so many doctors and nurses armed? Or is it the patients?

One, “Operation Praying Mantis” II coming up. Did you want Freedom Fries with that?

While kissing someone’s ass is almost never appropriate on a first date, it might relate to the “kiss of shame”, one of the weird things allegedly performed by witches. See Osculum Infame

Profits security.

OR, Ukraine could go all Kelly’s Heroes on them. “You know what’s behind you? All of RUSSIA. And all you have to do to get an equal share is turn that tank around…”

the carmaker keeps its costs low partly by owning the entire supply chain of its EV batteries, significant since a battery accounts for roughly 40% of an electric vehicle’s price.

And this impossible for other carmakers because… ?

And here poor Gregor came to the party with a window. Windows are so last month! Silly Gregor!

Have these guys made any demands? I’d love to know what they think they’re going to accomplish. Or are they just being pirates for the fun of it?

I really don’t want the Russians to win in Ukraine, but if they were to outfit all their troops with windows instead of bullets… just sayin’.

Or fire.

I’m sure responding to Kim in the appropriate manner could, conceivably, trigger a seismic event in the region which might harm our allies, eg Japan. Apologies in advance.

Wow! At the speed that thing was going, Washington DC families would only have time to pack their essentials, fuel up the car, grab a quick lunch at Denny’s, go back and make sure they locked their front door, then head for the hills.

Scary.

Death Row = Chef Boyardee

Could this be some kind of Mouse That Roared scenario?

OR, 1 points towards parliament needing to recert their CPR cards…