Guldens Spicy Brown Mustard. Dad was from Brooklyn and loved it, as I kid I just wanted the neon yellow stuff all my friends had. Now, many years later, I always have it in my fridge.

That what ultimately ends my time here, will be my own fault.

And spiders… Fuck spiders.

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

Rogan is paid to stir up shit, Musk is somehow losing gobs of money doing the same thing…

Anyone remember when a certain oat milk brand paid to promote a megathread about their new ad campaign, with comments open, and just got savaged by Reddit? The funny thing is that generally people seem to like the product, but hated the smug marketing so much it turned real bad, real fast.

I wonder how they’re doing:

The stock has fallen 42% in the last 12 months, while the S&P 500 SPX has gained 23%.

Ha.