Oh fuck, seriously?

Welcome to Hell

In the early 2010s, Cape Girardeau, MO was chosen as a location for some of the filming of Gone Girl. I lived there and it was the talk of the town. People were running into Ben Affleck at the local Andy’s and shit.

Meanwhile they put out a casting call for extras. I didn’t care about it but of course my girlfriend and her cousin went psycho about it and signed us up. We waited in line with at least a thousand other people only to finally get up there, and all they did was take a headshot and send us on our way. The girls were all disappointed that there wasn’t anything else to it while I the introvert just laughed about it.

Until I was the one they called back. Not only that, but it turns out they picked me to be a stand-in for Boyd Holbrook. I spent a week hanging out on David Fincher’s set, occasionally doing work while trying to avoid getting in trouble for doing things like accidentally sitting in Rosamund Pike’s chair. Then one of the assistant directors’ mother died and he had to leave, so they “promoted” me to production assistant. At one point I was sent to look for and found David Fincher’s missing iPhone.

Fucking surreal man. But I’ve got the 20th Century Fox W-2s to prove it.

This show is already about 75% of my daily speech. Now shut the fuck up, Doug. I’ll eat your wife’s wig.

Remember how it took several years for EA to figure out how to let you put more than one item in your shopping cart? LOL

Right? We need a Dyson Sphere to provide enough power for “AI” to do anything that matches it’s current hype level.

During times when I’m using a nose tampon, if I get tired of changing the tampon I’ve tied a bandana around my head so that it is bundled up right under my nose to soak up that low viscosity drip.

I use the Bingilator to create images for invites to my weekly donut meetings.

Veil of Imagination by Wilderun

Calm as Hindu cows

TLDW?

Mm, yes. Exciting.

I think they actively want WW3 so they can play out their end-times-left-behind fantasies they’ve been nursing for the last 20 years. What are all their ammo hoards for if they don’t get to use them?

When Google Reader shut down, Feedly had an “import from Google” feature on their sign up page. Been using it for free ever since.

I love your OA caveat. So true.

Oh please don’t let this keep you from watching this show. This show has at least two of the best end-of-season reveals of all time (first and last season).

Great idea, Marv.

Bro I’m the cyclist in this thought experiment

People are going to be pissed when they find out cyclists lose in collisions against any vehicle, not just prototype electric trucks.