There is no say, only stupid or stupid not!

Well of course not. Our country was founded on it, after all!

Lots of places do this now, unfortunately.

• Striga Strudel
• Fleder Focaccia
• Bruxa Borscht

Nom nom nom!

And that is why the Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

Also I’ll never call Twitter anything but Twitter.

I don’t know, I think there’s room for appropriate change here;

• Twater
• Twit’er
• Twixlers

I admit, my suggestions could use more help, but surely we must admit they’ve devolved from Twitter!?